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Akira Konya's Guide to... 1. Bring Pokemon things to school. They hate it!
2. Glue all the doors shut with super-glue!
3. Listen to a CD or minidisk player during an assembly.
4. Draw stupid things on the whiteboard or blackboard when you are told to wash it.
5. If your school has computers, log on and mess them up BIGTIME!
6. Make faces when during the class photo.
7. Eat the chalk.
8. Scream in the middle of class. 9. Bring a magnet and hold it up to the wall of the bus. The magnetism will go through the one-piece metal frame of the bus and to all the way up to the front. Then, the magnetism will get inside the radio and it wont work anymore!
10. Sing way too loud in music class.
11. If your school has a fake ceiling (A big frame with tiles), lift up one of the tiles and put something up there, like a dead fish or an active motion sensor.
12. Sharpen your pencil every two minutes.